It’s Monday, and some of you are probably anxiously awaiting the next caption contest. (If you’re not, you should be, because this is awesome!) 🙂 Anyway, regardless of your expectations, here it is.
This week I’m using an animated picture, featuring Chuck Norris and some woman in a car. I don’t know exactly what the context is for this scene, but that’s part of the fun in writing captions — you get to decide. You can write dialog for Chuck Norris, the woman, or provide narration. However you do it, have fun.
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Buffet o' Blog 
mangoman
woman… you already wrecked your car by driving! so don’t go trying to drive mine!
Thomas Wayne
Normally you shouldn’t hit a lady, but by her reaching for the steering wheel, she was putting the lives of untold dozens of people at risk! Something had to be done, before it was too late!
hoof hearted
Blonde Woman: Look out! there’s a bunny in the road!
Chuck: Back off baby! This car is a rental.
this buddy of mine
Never, never touch the dial when Air Supply is on
Bag O' Donuts
Update: The woman woke up 12 years later, able to speak fluent Korean, and with an incredible auburn beard.
Thomas Wayne
It may appear that Chuck Norris was being too harsh with the woman, but he was holding back — he refrained from using his trademark roundhouse kick (which would’ve been cool to see him use while driving). And besides, he barely hit her — she didn’t go flying out of the car.
Bag O' Donuts
I agree with Thomas Wayne. He didn’t even hit her at all actually. He stopped well before her face. The speed in which his backhand moved burned all oxygen from the surrounding area, causing the woman to simply pass out.
Thomas Wayne
(Good call, Bag O’ Donuts — that’s awesome!)
If not for the vaporized oxygen, she also could’ve passed out once Chuck raised his fist. She probably saw her life flash before her eyes, because a full punch from Chuck would’ve been the end of her.
Bowels Aflame
Or maybe he just farted and waved the scent in her face, then she passed out? Hmmmm……
Beppo
Regardless of what actually happened, Blondie learned her lesson:
YOU DON’T MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS!