It’s time for another caption contest! Like normal, there’s no prizes, but you get to laugh at the randomness people can come up with. The only thing resembling a prize is that you get to make other people laugh, which is really worth a lot (in life, just not in money). Anyway, I’m rambling, so let’s get to the picture. Leave your analysis / commentary / captions in the comments.
(To see the other entries in our caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Holiday Inn Express
So the Probe Accord is finalized. We can abduct as many rednecks as we want. And in return, you get Elvis back.
Thomas Wayne
Bush: Is your name on the guest list? How did you get in here? (Where’s security?)
Fab
Bush: Hello again Mrs. Streisand.
onyx
Bush: “Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.”
Thomas Wayne
Bush: “Would you like a piece of gum?”
Important Doctor
Alien: it’s pronounced New-Clee-Er Mr. President…
Thomas Wayne
Bush: “New-que-ler. Got it!”
Bag O' Donuts
The world held it’s collective breath today as the leader of an unknown alien race and President Bush menacingly stared each other down. Moments later, Bush stabbed the alien with his Bic pen, ending any and all threats to global security. So buy Bic pens, they may just save your world. This message brought to you by Bic pens.
Thomas Wayne
alien: I’m not from around here, y’know…
Bush: uhh…
alien: uh-huh
Bush: uhh…
alien: hmm…
Bush: uhh…
alien: What?
Bush: WHAT?!?
alien: uhh…
Bush: AWW-RIGHT!
larry
it nice to meet you said the alien but where is the bathroom.
larry
i hope you have lots of tp
Beldar From France
Alien: ” Mr Bush President ! You didn’t just SNEAK A PEAK?!”
Bush: ” Protocol says that you come to a summit without clothes then your dingle dangle falls into the visualary proprietorized rights of all ‘Mericans”
Thomas Wayne
Alien: I’m what?!? Nekkid? What is this nekkid you’re talking about? Do you mean how I look? Oh, were you saying naked? You don’t understand — this is normal. Your human body is deformed. What is that mop on your head? And what is this fabric all over you, some type of exo-shield?
Irene Ensley
Hello Dad
Gazza M
So this is your leader??? You have got to be kidding right!