We’ve had a discussion here on how to make the best bathroom, but we figured most of those ideas would never be realized (unless one of us becomes crazy-rich). Well, Roto-Rooter now has a sweepstakes where you can win the ultimate “pimped out john”. Yeah, it’s a toilet with almost all the luxuries you could think of. There’s a 20″ LCD flat-panel TV, an Xbox 360, DVD player, TiVo Series 2 digital video recorder (DVR), cooling fan that you can move, refrigerator, pedal exerciser for your legs, a laptop (on a stand), a magnification mirror, a USB-powered cup cooler/warmer for your beverage, and the toilet paper holder is also an iPod docking station (and the iPod is included). But wait, that’s not all! It also comes with a megaphone (which they say is for telling people about the toilet or asking for more TP, but I suspect some people would find other creative uses for it).
By the way, this is for-real. You can go to this website to enter :
pimped-out john sweepstakes. The sweepstakes is valid until April 2, 2007. So tell your friends. Who wouldn’t want this in your house???*
* Wives need not answer that question. If a married man wins this, he would have to put his foot down and demand it be accepted. There has never been a cooler toilet in the history of mankind.
BTW, you can enter once a day, to increase your odds of winning. Although, realistically, you shouldn’t waste your time entering a lot, because I’m gonna win it. 🙂