Today is Monday.  I probably don’t have to tell you that this is the least popular day of the week.  Today humor is needed more than on other days, because work can be more depressing.  So let’s kick the week off with some funny, random quotes, including one about Mondays.

There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.  It’s called a “Monday”.

Have a good laugh at least twice a day to ensure regularhilarity.

Today I was wondering if insane people actually know they are insane or not.  Reason is, sometimes I think I am, or going there!  But I know it; that’s the thing.  Or I think I know it… so I worry about that.  I mean do you have to NOT think you’re insane to be insane?  I almost don’t want to know the answer to that! ~ Spacecase

I’m starting a new line of restaurants called : “Mmm… Tastes Like Chicken”, and our whole menu just reads : “Mystery meat… mystery meat… mystery meat”.

Happiness is like wetting your pants — everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

If I had the chance to change just one thing in my life, I think I’d have to pick underpants.

My roommate says, “I’m going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?”  It’s like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first. ~ Mitch Hedberg