Some people with a lot of free time have figured out how to make Google Translate make beatboxing sounds, among other sound effects. (If you aren’t sure what beatboxing is, it’s what some rappers used to do to make beats with their mouth, especially in the ’80s.) Here’s the first one I came across:
1) Go to Google Translate
2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click “Listen”. (If you don’t have Flash installed, you may not see it.)
5) Be amazed 🙂
If that’s too much work, here’s a shortcut that does it for you (except for #4 and #5). Beatboxing with Google Translate.
Of course this has spurred competition in certain corners of the Internet. Here’s some other attempts at beatboxing with it: another beatbox and another.
People have also figured out how to make it produce a helicopter sound, and something which I have no idea about (in Latin, even), and one that illustrates a major loss in translation (listen to the one on the left, then the one on the right).
I’m sure there’s lots of possibilities for this, but it requires someone who has a lot of free time on their hands…
We discussed here before that pickles are evil and shouldn’t be eaten. Science has confirmed this, by showing that pickles can be used to create TV screens. That’s a much better use for pickles than consumption (and it doesn’t involve the risk of you becoming a zombie). That shows that even something as evil as a pickle can be used for good.
However, it’ll be essential that the TV screen doesn’t smell like pickles, or I’ll have nothing to do with it.
Also, other organic materials can be used to create OLED screens, so I still think it would be a good idea to shoot all pickles into the sun.
There’s a new clock radio called Ambient Mist that can also get news and data feeds like weather that are transmitted over a nation-wide wireless network. But what’s even cooler is that the device has its own e-mail address, so friends can send you messages that appear on-screen.
Imagine the fun you could have with sending messages to people’s alarm clock! Things like:
“Get up, you lazy bum!”
“Are you gonna be late AGAIN?”
“I pity the fool!”
“The weather forecast is chili today and hot tamale.”
“I’ve got gas!”
In the news, a man has created the world’s smallest helicopter. I’d like one of these. It sure would be an easy way to get around town!
And while I’m dreaming, I’d like to combine it with this exoskeleton robotic suit that the military has developed. It multiples your strength and endurance by as many as 20 times. The microprocessors in this suit can respond in almost real-time, so it actually follows your natural movements.
They both have battery life of about 30 minutes, which isn’t enough for the plans I have. I’d want to add some type of pulse laser or plasma gun to it, but those really drain the power quickly! I’m thinking they need to employ some type of mini-fusion reactor (in a bulletproof case, of course). I’d also want a taser feature, with variable power control from “that tickles” to “that ain’t right”. I’d also want a rapid-fire launcher that can be equipped with various projectiles such as potatoes or grenades. And this suit should include a tea-maker. 🙂
What kind of add-ons would you want in a robotic suit?