Warning : May contain more than your daily recommended allowance of randomness
My wife decided she wanted Christmas lights on the outside of the house this year. She’s been bugging me for weeks to put some up, so I finally did. But now that I did, she won’t talk to me. Women are just so hard to please!
It’s a Monday, and it’s December now, so how about a Christmas-themed caption contest? It sounds like a plan to me. It works like always (if you aren’t familiar with them, I’ll explain). I’ll post a picture, and you write a caption to go with it. The caption can be dialogue from the people in the picture or analysis or commentary or just something funny to go with it. Since a picture is worth a thousand words, there’s a lot of potential. 🙂
For this week’s picture, here’s Santa Claus being escorted down an escalator by Imperial Stormtroopers. I have no idea what’s going on there, so perhaps we can figure something out.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
World hunger is a big problem. So I’m going to do something about it, starting today. I thought about all the different organizations that want my money, so they can end world hunger. And they’re mostly good, I suspect. But I thought of that Michael Jackson song, from back when he was cool in the ’80s, called “Man in the Mirror”. And then I realized that I should start with myself. You shouldn’t try to change the world without changing yourself!
So today I’m going to Larry’s Pizza, with some friends. If you read this before lunch and want to join us, go ahead. If you show up and can’t figure out who we are, then I reckon you just didn’t want to eat with us bad enough. We’ll be the coolest ones there. It’ll be that obvious, if you have discernment for such things.
Of course, there are a lot of eating options that would end my world hunger, but I might as well do it right. There’s no pizza like their chicken-bacon-ranch. Mmm… And to have it (plus many others) in the all-you-can-eat format makes it extra awesome.
It’s just another manic Monday, but here at Buffet o’ Blog we make Mondays more fun with a weekly caption contest. And so, let’s get started.
This week I’m posting a politically-themed photo, which in and of itself isn’t funny, but we’re going to make it funny. You don’t have to write about politics, but you can if you want. This is Joe Biden, Barack Obama’s Democrat Vice President nominee. Figure out what’s going on in this picture.
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