I just had my first baby, and even before that I figured I knew absolutely nothing about babies — I had never held one, never changed a diaper, etc. But Mango-Man sent me this picture of baby-care DOs and DON’Ts, and this helped me to realize I do already know a few things after all. Maybe I’m an expert already, because I knew all this stuff! 🙂
I just added my first minion clone (baby) to my entourage, and for some reason she’s most awake around 4:00 and 5:00 AM. I don’t understand. I also don’t comprehend how almost nothing gets done around the house besides caring for the baby, even though the wife and I are both home right now. That’s why the blog has been somewhat neglected of late. Hopefully my schedule will eventually find a new “normal”.
On a lighter note, I’ve had a lot of people ask if we needed anything. That’s quite gracious of them. It’s nice to have friends and family who want to help. But after hearing this numerous times, I noticed the frequent use of the word “anything”. So I started to wonder if there’s anything the baby needs that I’m unable to provide at this time. I thought of a couple of things that would be really, really helpful that I don’t have: a college fund, and a live-in nurse. I mentioned this to a few people when they asked, but they seemed to think I was kidding. I suppose they must’ve been kidding about the use of the word “anything”. 🙂
By the way, in case Captain Literal or any of his followers are reading this, I know what they meant. It’s a joke. Lighten up. I’m trying to have fun despite my lack of normal sleep.
This week I bought a book called “Eat Sleep Poop”. Times they are a changing…
There’s been more talk about babies around here lately, so I figured why not have a baby edition of funny pictures. Surely there’s a lot of people who enjoy funny baby pictures, so this is something for them.
(To see more funny pictures, click on the “Funny Pictures” category in the sidebar.)