caption contest, guy pulling pig behind motorcycle

A Monday without a caption contest is like a hamburger without cheese.   Sure, it’s still edible, but just not as good as it could be.  Speaking of edible, this week’s caption contest features a pig, which is an excellent source of bacon.  Actually, there’s a guy on a moped pulling a pig in a cage.  I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m sure you can think of something.  So come up with a funny explanation and share it in a comment.  (Here’s your chance for pig and bacon puns, if you must.)

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

unusual dance competition

I don’t regularly watch the show America’s Got Talent, so I don’t know all the context of this video, but I do know that there’s two people dancing to the same song here — an older grey-haired white man versus a black man who’s probably in his 20s or 30s.  And the song is by James Brown.  Who do you suppose would do better at getting their groove on?  (No need to be prejudiced here…  I’m just sayin’…)

What do you think?

caption contest, Volkswagen Bug modded way too much

This week’s caption contest features an inanimate object that moves.  🙂  It’s a Volkswagen Beetle (also known as a Volkswagen Bug), similar to Herbie.  It’s been heavily modded / junked / pimped-out / whatever you want to call it.  Why would someone do this to their car?  I don’t know.  Perhaps you can explain.  You can write a caption from any perspective — the car’s owner, the spouse or children of the car’s owner, the car itself, someone seeing this on the road, an antique car collector, etc.

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football mascot vs cheerleader

Here’s something you don’t see every day.  The mascot for the Tennessee Titans football team ate a cheerleader.  (The video is just 14 seconds, in case you’re wondering if you have time to watch it.)

Notice her hair just before she is consumed — did he belch in her face?

And what exactly is that mascot?  And why is it so rotund?