4 beautiful words : All You Can Eat…

A place in Las Vegas just set the Guinness world record for the World's Largest Buffet. It had 510 different dishes, including 150 desserts. It cost only $7.50 per person. And it was over 500 feet long. That's longer than a football field! The proceeds were donated to a hunger relief charity. I'm thinking they could've just brought the hungry to the buffet! The food was already there…

I'm trying to imagine that much food… I would've liked to see that…

a shameless plug

Greetings, citizens!

At this time, I, Beppo, would like to tell you about another website.  It's kinda serious, so it doesn't really fit in with this site, but I'm a moderator, so I can do so.

[murmur is heard offstage]

I can, right?

[our official panel of celebrity judges talk amongst themselves]

Okay, so I get only 75 words… I can manage that.  What?  No, wait, this doesn't count, because I haven't started yet.  Okay!  In summary, this site is good for randomness and such, but if you ever have a hankerin' for some more "meaty" discussion on serious topics, check out my other blog, Thinking Outside the Box.  It's a good time also, just of a different nature.

Whew, I made it, with even a few words to spare.  No, this isn't part of the seriousness — that's all passed.  F'real!  Hey, you can't tell me to stop writing on my own blog!  I've got rights…  Hey, don't push that button!  I'm gonna report this to

*end transmission*

high-tech toilet

A company is selling new high-tech toilets which rinse & dry you off, and it even warms your bottom.  Think that's too much?  The top-of-the-line model also comes with a remote control.  I'm not really sure why that is necessary, unless you just want to get away as fast as you can. 🙂

liberals on nuclear weapons

Liberals are against nuclear weapons but they have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities.