Thomas Wayne gets a pet pig…

One Day a farmer gave Thomas Wayne a little pot-belly pet pig in return for helping out with odd-jobs on the farm.  After a while the farmer noticed that Thomas Wayne called it "Stinky" when he played with it out in the yard, but he called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked the farmer, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That's easy," Thomas Wayne replied.  "Ballpoint is just his pen name."

a former part-time job…

While working as a 'temp' for a butcher, Thomas Wayne backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

what would be your method of choice for World Domination?

One day while contemplating on the social & economical ramifications a group such as the Superfriends or the Legion of Doom™ has had on our society… the question occurred to me…

If I was bent on World domination what would be my method of choice ?

Or to rephrase… what diabolical scheme would you use to put the world at your mercy?

personally, I think I’d invent the ‘diarrhea gun’ which is simply a gun that makes use of the elusive ‘brown note’ (read here for more) In a struggle for world domination I believe I would find it particularly effective in bringing society to it's knees.