Man-Eating Hamsters!!!

check out this article… its' a game that pits man against pet. read about it here.

this got me to thinking… if you were innocently strolling down the street and suddenly began to be chased by a giant-man eating hamster what would you do? no this ISN'T the same as the 'diffuse a ninja' post… I dont think flinging dung would have much effect… except to possibly tick him off more.

my time machine

I'm in the process of building my own time machine, but my progress has hit a brick wall because I'm missing a couple of critical components, like a transgalactic time discombobulator.  I can't even find them on eBay.  (I suspect this is because they haven't been invented yet.)  Okay, so of course this is a problem…  But I have a plan!  I figure someday in the future these parts will be available, and my future self will finish the time machine, then come back and give me the parts.  So any day now they should be showing up, and I'll be rich & famous.  I can hardly wait…  This is gonna be cool…

a car covered with yarn

You can find things on the Internet that you would've never thought of before… and here is more proof.

This guy has covered his 1967 Imperial in four miles of yarn… he considers it a serious work of art. And he does drive it around. Imagine the outside of your car being a fabric…

Here's a statement from his Q & A that I found amusing : "It's a hobby. Some people collect stamps, some people watch TV. I make art with yarn on my car."

This is definitely random… yarncar.com. There's a photo gallery there that has quite a few pictures, if you want to see some close-ups.

the best way to get fired

What are the best ways to get fired from your job?

This is supposing you definitely don't want to ever work there again, and you want to leave behind a legacy (or legend) for yourself.  And this is hypothetical, so use your imagination and leave reality far behind.  What is the funniest thing you can imagine doing if you didn't care about keeping your job?

You get bonus points for creativity and uniqueness.

The only rule is that it must not be something that would get you put in prison.