Category: Random

the man with no name

One of the 3 writers here has said a lot of random stuff, but he hasn't been posting it.  He's a slacker…  But the irony is, he could be slacking from work by posting here…  whatever…

Anyway, I've asked him what nickname he wants me to use on his behalf, since he doesn't have a real name*, and he has failed to give me one, so I'm just going to choose something.  From henceforth he shall be known as Turtle Dundee.  So be expecting some of his quotes to appear here soon.  I'll start with one now :

They oughta cross a Viper and an RV.  That way you'd have a sports car and a place to stay.  Granted, it would probably be pretty ugly, but it's the whole concept of it.

It's not something I've thought of before…  It may seem crazy at first, but they could make RVs look cooler and run better, so there's some potential there.

* – He really doesn't have a real name.  He's unofficially known as The Nameless One.  Check your local prophecies to see if he might be crossing your path in the future in some obscure way.  Now, be careful if you search Google for "The Nameless One", because there are a lot of people to have used that title (and I really don't think they're all nameless).  I checked the latest revised version of "Thomas Wayne's Official Big Book o' Prophecies", and now I wonder if our friend here might be the one prophesied to destroy the moon, or to figure out time travel, or to become the most revolutionary politician ever…  (I suspect it's the latter, but time will tell.)

ultimate car alarm and protector

If my R&D department existed, they would be feverishly developing this exciting new product : a force field around your car.  It is made from energy, and it renews itself automatically (plus uses solar power to compensate for energy loss).  Not only does it keep someone from breaking into your car, but it also stops people from opening their door into your car.  I think this would sell like hotcakes…

Too much time

today I stumbled across the site of a guy that ballances rocks.  why???  (read more here).  Anyway, after perusing the site I believe it evokes the question… what's the most intriguing thing you would do if you had too much time on your hands.

today’s humor that didn’t happen

I was going to write something funny today, but it didn't happen.  Why not?  Well, it's really none of your business.  Do you think this is all about you?  Is there such a humor deficiency in your life that you are "missing out" if I don't post something funny today?  Okay, hold up.  I'm not trying to be harsh here.  I want you to enjoy your experience here at Buffet o' Blog .  I want everyone to laugh a little more each day.  I have only good intentions here.  That said, it's one of the other guys' fault.  There's 3 of us here, and I'm stuck carrying the load most days.  Not that I mind.  But I have other humor-deficient mouths to feed, so to speak, so I must spread the laughter around.  Y'know what I'm sayin'?  No?  I agree, that analogy doesn't make much sense.  And it wasn't funny either.  Perhaps that's why I'm not posting something funny today…  I mean, would you want me to write something that's not funny?  And would you want me to just keep drawing it out, rambling on and on and on, all while you feel dumber for reading it?  Of course not!  I wouldn't do that to you!

And so I'm not writing anything today… 🙂