Our weekly caption contest is running late, and I blame the snow. (We never lost power or Internet connectivity, but extra time was spent playing in the snow.) Since we just had a massive snowstorm / blizzard in the South, I figured a snow-themed caption contest is in order. So here ya go. You can write a caption from the point-of-view of the students, the teachers, onlookers, or just make a random joke or observation about it. Anything is okay, as long as it is clean and funny.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Beppo
“Teacher, look, we got several feet of snow! School must be cancelled now, we can’t even get in!”
Holiday Inn Express
This is what happens at recess when kids don’t get a snow day. Then the students go home, and the teachers are trapped inside until spring.
Mr. Destructo
Kids: “That’s what you get for not closing the school!”
Beppo
Kid in orange: “Getting this much snow is inconceivable!”
Other kid: “You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Thomas Wayne
What kind of sled is that kid on the right sitting in?