I can’t let another week get started without a caption contest… This week’s photo features President Barack Obama looking under his desk in the Oval Office while a lady looks on amusedly. I don’t know if she is an admin or a temp or an assistant or friend or Congressperson — you get to decide who she is, if you wish to define her. That’s how the whole caption contest works — it’s up to you to explain what is going on here. So think of something funny — and it can be politically-based — but keep it clean.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Beppo
Obama: “I’m sure I just stepped on a frog… let me find it to prove it… oh, it must’ve got away…”
Thomas Wayne
Staff lady: “I can’t believe the leader of the free world just farted… Tell me this didn’t just happen…”
Crappo the Clown
Staff lady: “Yeah, you should hide your face!”
Thomas Wayne
Obama: “I tell you it was a frog… now where did it go?”
Thomas Wayne
Obama: “Lady, you better get used to it if you ever plan to get married! Flatulence happens!”
Beppo
Obama: “If you tell the press about this, you’re going under the bus… you know how it goes…”
Thomas Wayne
I figured Obama was too much of an elitist to pass gas without going to the bathroom…
perfectperfectionist
Keep it clean.. Ok, I’m out then! All I can think of are Clinton related jokes.
Bowser
Obama: NO! I do not want to hear about another Gallup Poll on my performance as President!
Important Political Scientist
O’Bomber (to staffer): Have you seen my latest job approval numbers?
Staffer: You’ll have to look a lot lower than that.
Beppo
Obama: “Yeah, I’ve got the documents showing the recession is all Bush’s fault. Now, where are they…”
Beppo
Staff lady: “President Obama, it’s time for that interview about your effectiveness so far.”
Obama: “I’m not here.”
Cheri
It’s Caroline Kennedy…
MangoMan
No Mr President… i’m laughing WITH you… it’s the country who’s laughing AT you… or at least they would be if what you’ve done to this country wasn’t so sad!
Holiday Inn Express
This desk is awesome, there’s a mini-fridge here and everything! Oh man – Free Cokes!