It’s Monday, so some of you are inevitably awaiting the next caption contest. Well, your wait is over. Here is this week’s issue. Now write something funny to go with it! 🙂
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
This is a special order for a guy named Gulliver…
sillionshine
You need a big couch for 72 virgins
Thomas Wayne
Burford ordered a custom-sized couch, but apparently forgot some decimal points.
Fab
Upon arrival at the beanstalk giant’s house, Jack and his friend Frederico found it to be rather inviting, although, in Frederico’s experience as an interior designer, yellow doesn’t go with that carpet. I mean, what are we trying to say here? Tacky, tacky tacky?!
Thomas Wayne
The ad said “Giant Furniture Sale”, but I didn’t think they were being literal…
Thomas Wayne
This qualifies for free delivery, right?
Bag O' Donuts
Hey that’s no couch, that’s the back seat of Ford’s new SUV.
Bag O' Donuts
Meanwhile, inside the headquarters of the Lollipop Guild…
Fab
Mr. Donuts,
What’s the name of Ford’s new SUV? Yes, I’m setting you up so you can give a funny answer, so just make up a cool name for it already! I can’t stand the suspense!
Obi Wan Kenobi
That’s no couch, IT’S A SPACE STATION!
Thomas Wayne
“You lost your change in it? Dude, it’s gone.”
Thomas Wayne
When you pull out the bed, it sleeps 10.
iblogologist
“Can we get matching cushions?”
“In that case, we are DEFINATELY getting it delivered!”
Thomas Wayne
This will make a great conversation piece.
Thomas Wayne
I’ll also take one of those super-sized flat-panel TVs, to go with the couch…
Mr. Destructo
Honey!! I shrunk the customers!
Beppo
Can you help me move?
anonymous married man
Wife: We’re gonna need a bigger house to go with this…
Bag O' Donuts
“…yeah I got it cheap at an estate sale. Evidently it belonged to two really fat guys from a previous caption contest.”
Bag O' Donuts
And Fab, it’s the Ford Expedition Sultan of Brunei Edition. It seats 32, plenty of cargo space (actually enough for a spare car), has a built in McDonalds, two lane bowling alley, and illuminated cupholders. Frivolous you say? It gets 1/40th mile per gallon. The hybrid gets 3/40th. So go green. Check local dealerships for availability.
MangoMan
Believe it or not I got this from one of these ‘quarter vending machines’ the instructions said “just add water and watch it grow”
Caption Call
Just to warn you, I’ve got a pretty tight staircase…
Thomas Wayne
The Important Evil Genius initially tested his enlarginator gun on his couch, then on his TV. Then with a sly grin, he enlarged all his snack foods. He hasn’t left his secret lair in weeks…
He hasn’t officially retired from attempting to conquer the world, but it looks like this may be it. (And he should retire, because he’s never going to conquer the world anyway.)
larry
let see how many clowns can fit on this couch.