It’s easy to find someone who wants to go on a date.  But it’s real hard to find somebody who’ll let you say, “Look, I got a cardboard box and a carpeted floor.  Here’s my plan.  You get in the box and hold this flashlight and I’ll push you around like you’re in a car.”

When I was little I wanted to be Batman…

But I wouldn’t want a useless sidekick like Robin, who has only one phrase in his attempts at humor, and it almost always falls flat.  And why doesn’t Robin wear pants?!?  Ugh!  Maybe you have to graduate to another level of superherodom to get pants.  I dunno…

Speaking of useless Superfriends, what was up with Aquaman?  He could talk to fish, but that proved to be hardly useful and always unnecessary.  And his other super “power” was making and throwing water balls at people when in the water.  Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem too dangerous to get people wet when they’re already in the ocean…