cooler than cool

Y’know how when something is neat or interesting we may call it “cool”?  We may also call it awesome.  But what do you call something that is cooler than cool?  I suppose you could say uber-cool.  (“uber” is German for “super”, and it just sounds neat.)  But are there any words that are even better for this purpose?

Why am I wondering this, you may ask…  Well, this morning I was reminded of my own coolness, and I realized I feel cooler than cool.  I mean, I know what “cool” is, and I’m even cooler than that.  So, for the sake of journalistic integrity or some such, I decided I should try to find a more accurate representation of myself.

So, does anyone have any suggestions?

~ Thomas Wayne

Cheetos

Last night I opened a new bag of Cheetos, and it was great.  Even just the smell was pleasing.  And then to eat them… mmm…  It has been too long since I had any, perhaps months.  Are there any better chips?

Sometimes you need to slow down and enjoy life for a few minutes, like sitting on the couch eating Cheetos while watching baseball highlights on ESPN.  🙂

(Yes, this is a post about Cheetos.  Is that so strange?  I think they deserve their own post.  I might even make future posts on other excellent food, like nachos, pizza, tea, cookies, etc.  I enjoy life, and I recommend you should too.  Y’know, eat, drink, and be merry.  That kind of stuff…)

crazy news of the day

The following random story is true.  I don’t think I could even make up something like this.  I saw this in the news today…

A Chinese schoolmaster sold some trees around the school, then when some colleagues found out, he decided to cook dog meat for them to persuade them to not tell anyone.  (What a bribe, huh?)  So he got some friends to bring him two dogs, which he killed at the school; then he started cooking them and the meal caught on fire and burned down ten classrooms.  And then this tidbit at the end is funny, based on what an understatement it is :

The local education bureau fined the headmaster 10,000 yuan ($1,252) and suggested he be fired.

Yeah, I think it’s pretty safe to say he’s gonna lose his job over this.