Now, what I am about to show you is so secret that I just decided not to show you.

Last night I opened a new bag of Cheetos, and it was great.  Even just the smell was pleasing.  And then to eat them… mmm…  It has been too long since I had any, perhaps months.  Are there any better chips?

Sometimes you need to slow down and enjoy life for a few minutes, like sitting on the couch eating Cheetos while watching baseball highlights on ESPN.  🙂

(Yes, this is a post about Cheetos.  Is that so strange?  I think they deserve their own post.  I might even make future posts on other excellent food, like nachos, pizza, tea, cookies, etc.  I enjoy life, and I recommend you should too.  Y’know, eat, drink, and be merry.  That kind of stuff…)

We should commit random acts of kindness.  I have developed an algorithm for this.  The next time someone asks you for a quarter (or any small coin), take one out of your pocket, and toss it in the air.  Heads, give it to them.  Tails, put it back in your pocket, and tell them you haven’t got any.  Or whatever — remember, the important thing is to be RANDOM.

Laughing is important.  Laughing is like jogging on the inside.  And studies show that people who laugh tend to enjoy life more.  So this is why we have this website : to help people laugh and thus be healthier.  We realize the importance of our mission, so we take our humor seriously.  (Uhh…)  Did you know we even have a humor guarantee?  How many places offer that?!?  So consider that when you’re comparing our site to the leading brand.  Not only is most of our humor original (meaning it’s fresh), but it’s guaranteed.

What is the Buffet o’ Blog Humor Guarantee?  If any Buffet o’ Blog post does not make you laugh, the next post is FREE!  To get free post, send unused portion of post back to Buffet o’ Blog with letter explaining why it was not funny.  Expect six to eight weeks for response.  If complaint was deemed valid, you will receive a voucher for a free post which must be used within thirty (30) days.  Guarantee does not apply to posts deemed as an “announcement” or anything written by Aquaman.  Actually, if you laugh during one of those posts, then you owe twice the usual cost of a post.  Offer not valid if you are a feminist or other professionally humorless person.

So remember this guarantee when you’re looking at those generic-brand humor sites that don’t offer a guarantee.  We actually care about your humor-deficiency and want to help.  And when you read a post and then think of something funny, feel free to put it in the comments.  Working together, we can make the world a happier and healthier place.  And that’s a good thing…