In the news… Some 62-year-old guy from Ohio couldn’t get a job that paid more than minimum wage, and he couldn’t draw Social Security for three more years, so he decided to wait in prison. I guess he figured he’d have a better lifestyle there. So he went to a bank, demanded some cash, then handed it to a security guard and waited on the cops to show up. Isn’t that crazy? So for stealing $80 for just a minute, he gets three years in prison (because that’s what he was asking for). I’ve never been to prison, so I don’t know how luxurious it is, but I’m thinking I’d rather stay at home even if I’m poor and eating Ramen Noodles and Macaroni & Cheese and sandwiches. (I had to live that way during college.) I could find a way to make enough money to get by…
I understand being lazy and not wanting to work… But having to work some and then having some free time has to be better than being in prison, right?