We are pleased the announce the immediate availability of official Buffet o’ Blog gift certificates, just in time for Christmas!  They make a great gift!  And for a limited time, we are giving them away free!  (While supplies last.)

In the interest of full disclosure, our online store is temporarily closed (until we have something worth selling).  That’s why we’re giving them away for free.  But they still make a great gift.  It will be at no cost to you, and it will provide hours of fun for the recipient.  (If you feel guilty about giving a free gift, we do accept donations.)  The recipient is guaranteed to enjoy it, provided they follow the terms of the agreement by visiting the site.

Here are some examples of what people can expect to find at our site :

• original humor (made fresh daily)
• a sprinkling of news commentary, chock-full of randomness
• our nearly-infamous viewer mail
• new products and ideas (like a shampoo that helps you get dates, a great movie idea, helping you stop smoking, improving golf, etc.)
• original, free-for-all stories (which are guaranteed to not be predictable)
• random quotes
• opportunities for participation (in the comments section, you can join in the fun)

Why would we offer such a great deal?  We like to give — that’s why the site is free (with no ads, even!).  Also, this gains exposure for us, which is a good thing.  Our advertising budget was spent at Taco Bell the other night, so we aren’t getting a lot of promotion.  And since you enjoy the site (don’t deny it — you are here reading it right now), you can help support us for free, while making other people happier (which is something we aim to do).  Making other people laugh makes the world a better place, and we should all do our part.