Hey, my nose just exploded! Okay, maybe not quite. It was more like a volcano erupting, which is kinda like an internal explosion. The local indigenous peoples ran for their lives, seeking cover from the hot molten magma flying carelessly through the air. Okay, maybe it was more like snot and boogers, and it didn’t go that far, but still, you don’t want to get any on you.
~ Thomas Wayne
Buffet o' Blog 
Puns-R-Us
Just remember: nobody nose what’s inside your nose and it’snot anyone’s concern until the eruption blows towards them. Then you have a booger of a situation indeed and you have to sneeze the opportunity to run for your life! So, whose responsibility is it to warn the indigenous people to run for cover? Tissue (’tis you) my friend in keeping with the prophecy by Nostrildamus. So, keep digging for survivors and God bless you. And if anyone nose you like I do, they know that in response to the “God bless you” you’ll just say “right back atchoo.”
Ok, it’s early and my pun machine isn’t running at peak performance yet. It’s still covered in mucous from an incident that is under investigation by the national geological survey.
Oh, and watch and see, now this blog will come up when people google search for national geological survey. How cool is that? Now that’s power!
The Anti-Punninator
WHY, WHY, WHY???
Is it really necessary to put dumb puns all through your message? NO… Are people actually amused by such things? Surely not, because it’s stupid. It’s like, well, I guess people are amused with the stupid pop icons that won’t go away, so perhaps some people do enjoy stupidity. But nonetheless, it doesn’t have to be here! Aren’t there blogs o’ puns somewhere that you could waste your time at?
I’m gonna start a petition that outlaws stupidity like this. Maybe we can’t make national legislation against stupidity, but perhaps the kind folks at Buffet o’ Blog will adopt a stance against obsessive use of puns. One can only hope…
Easily - Amused
Keep dreaming anti-pun-guy… I like the stupidity and am highly amused…
heh… ‘anti-pun-guy’… sounds like a fungus medicine…
whoa! I AM easily amused 🙂
Puns-R-Us
See, the thing is, I’m not just any old pun writer. No, I’m an IMPORTANT pun writer. So, you should feel privileged to have me here. You’re just jealous because you’re not as punny as I am you, you, you, mean old can of athlete’s foot spray you. Anti-pun guy–pshhhh! Now, go spray yourself! Hey, Easily Amused, what we really need is a can of Anti-Anti-pun-guy spray to keep those who have limited senses of humor away. Man, that line even rhymes! We could use that in the commercial for it.
Not Bad
I liked those puns! I needed some pun related to noses at the moment, and this came up as one of the top pinks on google when I searched for it! It was really helpful! And if you don’t like it, no one’s forcing you to read it.
Not Bad
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