caption contest, Santa parade in NYC

For this week’s caption contest, we’re going to feature a Christmas / holiday themed picture.  Here is a parade of Santa Clauses, walking down the street in New York City.  (NEW YORK CITY?!?)  So what is the purpose of it?  Is there a special occasion, or is it a secret mission?  Is it a conspiracy?  What are the onlookers thinking?  What should be done about this situation?

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9 thoughts on “caption contest, Santa parade in NYC

  1. Beppo

    Onlooker #1: “Whoa! Dozens of Santas at the same place, at the same time? Inconceivable!”
    Onlooker #2: “You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means…”

  2. Crappo the Clown

    Santa #2: PHVRRRT!
    Santa #3: “Man, why you gonna rip one in public? You know Santa has an image to uphold!”
    Santa #2: “What’s wrong with a little gas? We’re out in the fresh air. Ahh, freshness — breathing it in, letting it out.”
    Santa #3: “I’d appreciate it if you’d quit letting it out!”

  3. Thomas Wayne

    Guy on phone: “Yeah, 911, uhh, it’s Santa Claus!”
    911 operator: “Sir, Santa Claus is not an emergency.”
    Guy on phone: “But, but, he’s everywhere.”
    911 operator: “That’s what he does.”
    Guy on phone: “No, there must be hundreds of Santas.”
    911 operator: [click]

  4. Thomas Wayne

    Kid watching from sidelines, light bulb coming on: “If I tell each Santa Claus something different that I want, then maybe I’ll get dozens of presents!!!”

  5. Mr. Destructo

    How come none of them are carrying a bag full of presents? Oh, yeah, they’re walking down the street in New York City… 🙂

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