It’s time for another caption contest! Sorry I missed last week’s edition, but with all the Christmas festivities and shopping and such, I had a lot of stuff to do. 🙂 One of the regular readers here actually let me know that I was behind in publishing the next caption contest. It’s nice that people notice. 🙂
Anyway, enough of the small talk. Let’s get to the picture. Same rules as always — write something funny to go with this photo. Most of you will recognize this guy — the Burger King king.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
BURGER KING WANTS YOU…
Fab
You just got booger-flicked by the king!
Bag O' Donuts
Boy did I ever catch a big fish. He must have been THIS big. He sure was a Whopper(TM).
Bag O' Donuts
Moments later he was tackled by security when they thought someone said Burglar King.
Thomas Wayne
Not only am I the king of burgers, I’m also the king of bling!
Thomas Wayne
He’s had way too much Botox…
Beppo
Why the Burger King king was at the VH1 awards show, nobody knows…
And the fact that he’s showing up in more places than commercials is quite scary… He’s probably up to no good…
Fab
The king’s plastic surgery went terribly wrong.
Thomas Wayne
Look, he’s wearing a neck brace from getting beat-up!
Crappo the Clown
The Burger King king gives me gas…
Bag O' Donuts
He looks like a young, pimped-out Anthony Hopkins. Ye Olde Anthony Hopkins.
Thomas Wayne
Someone set his hat on fire…
hoof hearted
“This perpetual smile sure leaves my jaw sore… or was it all those ‘festivities’ last night?”
Sage
The King Wears Better Jewelry Than Flava-Flav!!