Ahoy, me hearty! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is a great, grand holiday indeed! Today you must talk like a pirate whene’er you get the chance. ARRR! To ye lily-livered landlubbers, don’t ye be afraid of this. It’ll make e’reyones day a bit more surreal. Aye!
Now I must get back to my swashbucklin’ out on the seven seas… ARRR! 🙂