This is a news story that you just don't hear too often…

Oh, the absorbent softness of it all!

Flaming toilet paper spill clogs New York highway, backs up traffic for miles

BATAVIA, N.Y. – Please don't squeeze the Charmin. And don't dump it on the highway, either.

Crews on the New York State Thruway spent hours cleaning up the mess caused when a truck full of toilet paper caught fire Monday.
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Roll after roll of the bathroom tissue spilled onto the highway, backing up traffic for miles. That, in turn, led to a separate accident involving two trucks. Police say no one was seriously hurt. 

Definitely random. I wish the website would've had a picture…