Tag: funny

caption contest, John McCain and John Kerry

It’s time for another caption contest!  Same rules as always: write a caption for this photo, from whatever point of view you’d like.  Just remember to follow the language rules here.

Here’s some background on these two together, if you’re interested.  Of course, John McCain is the 2008 Republican Presidential candidate, and John Kerry was the 2004 Democratic Presidential candidate.  McCain also tried to run in 2000 but lost to George W. Bush.  In 2004, Kerry tried to get McCain to be his vice-president, while also offering him Secretary of Defense and other titles.  But McCain refused the offer, because he believed Bush to be the better candidate (even though he didn’t like Bush much).

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, dolphin on test track

It’s time for another caption contest!  Same rules as always: write a caption for this photo, from whatever point of view you’d like.  Just remember to follow the language rules here.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

more ways I am known

I got a letter from an insurance company the other day and it was addressed to “Smart Driver”.  I usually don’t give that name out, so I wonder how they got it…

recycling boogers

Here’s some thinking “outside the box” for you…

If a company could figure out how to recycle boogers for some type of production, they could have an endless supply, and it would be very affordable.  They’re all organic, so they’re good for the environment.   And they’re naturally remade every day, all over the world.  And if people got paid at all for their contributions, they’d be compensated more when they have a runny nose, like from allergies or a cold or just a general abundance of snot.  So it would make those times a little easier to bear.

I wonder why no one has thought of this before?