The other day I was at Walmart and I saw something unusual. There was a man running out of the bathroom. I’m not talking about just walking fast — he was literally running. I’ve seen people run into a bathroom, and there are obvious reasons for that (though a dubious strategy, in my opinion). But it seemed odd to see something actually running from the bathroom. I was scared to go in… I mean, it’s scary enough to have to use a public restroom, but in this scenario something could’ve went horribly wrong. What if you walk up on something like this abused toilet? Would you really want to experience that? Sure, to some of you who like gross stuff, it would make for a great story. But keep in mind that seeing that picture is a LOT different from actually walking up to it in person. (And don’t say I never mentioned the smell! That might cause problems before you could escape…)
If this has piqued your curiosity and you want to know “the rest of the story”, then I have to apologize, because I did not find out why this happened. I didn’t want to investigate, and I figure it’s better not to talk to a stranger who is running from a public restroom… I haven’t learned that from experience, but it just seems like good sense. However, I have learned that sometimes it’s better to just not know…
Feel free to speculate in the comments, if you must…
Last week’s caption contest was political with President Barack Obama in a room of politicians, looking frustrated. This week’s caption contest is the opposite — politically incorrect, you could say. It features a boy in a toilet, also looking frustrated. Well, maybe it’s not quite the opposite — you could probably draw some parallels. I’ll leave that up to you. Or you can make up any story to go with this photo, or even make a pun (if you must). Just keep it clean and funny.
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Another week, another caption contest! Here’s how you play: write a caption for this picture. That can include what this guy is thinking or saying, your analysis, your commentary, or really, just anything that’s funny and related to this picture. 🙂
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If your bathroom stinks, a common practice is to light a candle. But sometimes a single candle just doesn’t cut through the effervescence of flatulescence. You could try lighting an array of candles, although you might not want to go through that trouble, or you might not have multiple candles available. So here’s what you can do — just burn the whole candle at once. That way, all the freshness gets released at once.
(Tip: It works better if the candle is not in a glass container. Photo is for illustration purposes only.)