strange comment from a telemarketer

I got a call from a telemarketer last night, and he was nice enough, I suppose.  What struck me as odd was what he said at the end : "Enjoy the weather, sir."  Obviously he's not from where I'm at, because it's in the 90s and humid.  I didn't expect that, so I wasn't sure what to say back…

You know what they say…

'What goes around, comes around.'  Unless you believe in a Flat Earth Theory.  If you do, it's more like – 'What goes around, falls off the edge of the world, and is never heard from again.'

in the news : man arrested for stupidity

Well, not quite, but pretty close :

TOKYO (Reuters) – A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.

The 58-year-old unemployed man went into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank in the town of Kumagaya, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, intending to rob it, a police spokesman said.

According to local media reports the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.

"He left quietly when asked to," the police spokesman said.

However, the staff member escorting the man out of the bank noticed the knife sticking out of his pocket and a bloodstain on his trousers.

Police arrested the man for illegal possession of a weapon.

"He didn't brandish the knife at anyone … but he injured himself in the leg," the police spokesman said.

I just don't understand… how can someone be this stupid? I reckon criminals typically aren't the smartest people (or choose not to be), but this is ludicrous.