For this week’s caption contest, I’m using a Christmas-themed photo. Well, it features Santa Claus, so it’s festive and stuff. But this is no ordinary holiday photo — Santa is driving an armored SWAT truck, and he’s being followed by a helicopter. So obviously there’s some action story behind this picture. And it’s up to you to write the story.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Santa didn’t take too kindly to PETA kidnapping his reindeer…
Fab
When venturing into inner-city L.A., Santa goes in broad daylight with some backup from the LAPD.
Mr. Destructo
Santa knew he’d have to put himself on the naughty list, but that SWAT truck was just begging to be stolen!
Mr. Destructo
This is a screenshot of an upcoming new game — Grand Theft Auto: North Pole.
Thomas Wayne
“I will get the presents delivered this year, and no one can stop me!”
MangoMan
Santa: we’ll now that the nice children have received their gifts its time to go give those naughty kids a little something… mwa ha ha ha… err… mwa ho ho ho!
Thomas Wayne
These days, the real Santa doesn’t get much publicity… so he decided to stir up a little controversy… This will surely be on every news program tonight!