Here’s this week’s caption contest. This one involves food — big pizzas with lots of meat. One of the guys in the picture looks like Adam Richman of Man vs Food, but I’m not for sure, because I haven’t seen this in an episode yet. It looks like they’re in Chicago, where there is much awesome pizza to be found. (Oh, how I long to return to Chicago for some of their famous deep-dish pizza!) But back to the point, regardless of who it is, write what may be going on here in this photo.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Guy on right: “You don’t think I can eat all this? I will enjoy proving you wrong!”
Mango-Man
blues brother poster: (thinking) what’s wrong with a piece of dry white toast and a whole fried chicken?
Crappo the Clown
Dude on left: Pizza gives me gas…
Dude on right, thinking to himself: Uh-oh! I’m trapped!
Fab
Man in red shirt: As the owner of this establishment, I have to give you this disclaimer before you eat your pizza, sir: The names on the wall are a memorial to the ones who died of a heart attack while eating the deep-dish pepperoni/sausage/bacon/ham/hamburger/lard/extra-extra cheese/no vegetables pizza.
Man holding plate: Forget it man! Here’s your pizza back!
Thomas Wayne
Guy on right: “You think you can intimidate me with your pizza challenge? BRING IT!”
Thomas Wayne
Elwood (in poster): I’m on a mission from God…
Thomas Wayne
Is it free if I eat the whole thing?
hooper
Restaurant owner: I glad you like it. This is our pest pizza; it’s topped with our home mad pizza sauce, five different cheeses, peppers, olives, mushrooms, chick, bacon, dog, ham, and pepperoni.
Adam: What did you say before ham?