Are you ready for another caption contest? (You’d better be!) The past two weeks I’ve been using Olympic-themed pictures, and even though the Beijing Olympics have finished, I’m going to continue that trend. Although, this one is quite a stretch to picture in the Olympics. There is synchronized swimming, but this is not quite what it normally looks like. But write whatever you want about it, whether Olympics-themed or not. And have fun!
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Thomas Wayne
The Olympics are prejudiced, because they only let women enter synchronized swimming. We could do half the stuff they do, so why aren’t we allowed in?
Fab
Free Willies.
MangoMan
one big guy: see I told you swimming in 10 inches of water could be fun!
Important Doctor
raise your hand if you had the beans? um… I think some of you aren’t being honest! 🙂
Thomas Wayne
I told you the boat would sink if we all got on.
Thomas Wayne
Fat guy: You want I should turn this into a jacuzzi?
Important Doctor
whoa! i’ve never saw such a thing as an ‘all you can eat shark buffet’!
Beppo
They’re trying to create a sumo-nami.
Not a Scientist, but Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express
The first attempt to simulate the effects of the ice caps melting met with mixed results. While it did suceed in raising the sea level, the methane byproducts of the test subjects killed all sea life within a mile, and caused enough global warming to actually melt the ice caps.
And that made Al Gore cry.
Al Bore
Since these fat guys are contributing to global warming, something must be done! I propose we require all fat people to buy “fat credits” before they can go swimming in the oceans or lakes.
Beppo
Is this the Bay of Pigs?
Thomas Wayne
At the end of our synchronized swimming routine, we’re going to do some synchronized farting. It’s gonna be cool…
Bag O' Donuts
Hey is that John McCain in the background? Is this a shot of his POW camp pool party? No wonder he wanted out, his captors ate the other prisoners. Lucky for him they didn’t wait a full 30 minutes before getting in the water.
P.S. It’s Floatzilla!
gdaybloke
Alright lads, time for the 21 nipple salute!
(… this is so much easier since Hiroku had that fireworks accident)
Keyshawn
Hung! You released a bad bubble again! You lose face!!!
larry
speaking of evolution oh how i wonder what is next
larry
this is their version of swan lake
Thomas Wayne
Which one is the “ugly duckling”?