Tag: humor

recycling boogers

Here’s some thinking “outside the box” for you…

If a company could figure out how to recycle boogers for some type of production, they could have an endless supply, and it would be very affordable.  They’re all organic, so they’re good for the environment.   And they’re naturally remade every day, all over the world.  And if people got paid at all for their contributions, they’d be compensated more when they have a runny nose, like from allergies or a cold or just a general abundance of snot.  So it would make those times a little easier to bear.

I wonder why no one has thought of this before?

a shout-out to Alltop

We were recently added to a blogroll service called Alltop in the Humor section.  Of course, you have already found our blog if you’re reading this, but I just wanted to let you know about this service, in case you’re looking for more humor.  Plus, I wanted to give a shout-out to Alltop.com for adding us.

The site lists the last 5 articles at each blog, and you can usually get a preview of it by putting your cursor over the title.  But be forewarned that there are links to many blogs there, and the content is not regulated.  Some of the material there you might find offensive, but if you can look past those links, you might find some new humor blogs to check out.  (Just don’t forget about us while you’re roaming the blogosphere!)  🙂

Super Chuck Norris Bros.

What would happen if you mixed the classic Nintendo NES game Super Mario Bros. with Chuck Norris?  Someone has, and so they created Super Chuck Norris Bros. (Click on the title to watch a short demo video of it.)

This game would be the awesome!  Although, the difficulty would need to be turned up, because it is Chuck Norris, and he can’t be stopped.

The on-screen messages go too fast, but the first two say “Chuck Norris doesn’t need mushrooms!” and “Chuck Norris needs a shotgun!”  🙂  Actually, he would win without the weapons, but equipping him with a shotgun, grenades, flamethrower, and a chainsaw, makes him unstoppable.  He even destroys trees and clouds in the game!

I’d like to see adaptations of other games featuring Chuck Norris!

add your own captions, man in flower garden

Here we go with another caption contest!  I expect this one to be a fun time, given what I know about some of the regular readers here.  The game works the same as always — write a caption for this photo.  It can be analysis, commentary, or dialog of the people in it.

FYI, if you are not aware of the inside joke that’s going on in the comments, refer to this post: a man who likes flowers.  Of course, there’s no comments while I’m writing this, and while I’m not prophetic, sometimes I can predict the future.  And I have some ideas for where this discussion will go.

(To see the other entries in our caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)