Here’s a great idea… and it’s good that a company had the audacity to make it.  It’s a remote control teddy bear.  It makes a farting noise when you push the button on the remote control.  This would be great for parties!  You could leave it on the couch, so people would pick it up to move it and some people would have to hug it, and then after you activate it, laughter would ensue.

If they ever make a version 2.0 of it, here’s something they should add — have multiple buttons on the remote for different volumes.  Sometimes you’d want it to let a quiet fart, one where the people in the room thought they might’ve heard someone cut one, but they aren’t sure, so you have that awkward moment where everyone looks around and half the people want to laugh and the other half want to be all offended and/or mortified.  🙂  And it should have at least 20 different fart sounds, for even more laughs.

I want a Nintendo Wii when it comes out.  And I figured out a great way to pay for it.  Of course when I get it, I’ll want to “break it in”, so taking a couple of days off work sounds like a good idea.  And since I get paid for my vacation / PDO days, I’ll be getting paid for playing games.  And within two days I’ll have made enough (from not working) to pay for the cost of the console.  And so by not working for two days and playing games instead, it’ll all pay for itself!  How great is that?  I’d even be willing to work a day or two to get a Wii, but I’m most certainly willing to not work a couple of days to get one!  🙂