caption contest, woman crashed car into boat

This week’s caption contest looks to be fun.  It involves a woman driver who has wrecked her car.

You get to make up the context for this picture.   How did this happen?  Why?  Was anyone or anything else involved?   What is she thinking?  What are the onlookers thinking?

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

(If you’re a woman who gets offended easily, perhaps you should go visit another page or site.   This is a humor blog, and jokes will be made, whether based on truth or imagination.  Just remember it’s all in fun.)

a guy’s fairy tale

Someone sent me an e-mail telling a story of what a guy’s fairy tale might be like.  (I don’t know who originally wrote it or I’d give them credit.)

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess… “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf and
played video games and dated women half his age and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Dr. Seuss style rant on Obama’s administration

I saw a humorous rant on Facebook about the Obama administration, and it was written in Dr. Seuss form.  I don’t know who originally wrote it, or I would give them credit.  Even if it ends up being penned by that great philosopher anonymous, you can still enjoy it.

“I do not like it Uncle Sam, I do not like it Sam I Am. I do not like these dirty crooks, I do not like how they cook books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like this Speaker Nan, I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN’. …I do not like this kind of hope, I do not like it Nope! Nope! Nope!”

caption contest, Stormtrooper with cookies

This week’s caption contest features both desserts and Star Wars humor, so it’s bound to be good!  The photo is of an Imperial Stormtrooper carrying a tray of food, which looks to be some sort of cookies or donuts.  I’m not sure what the food is nor what is going on, but that’s okay, because you get to write the context.   If you think of something funny explaining what could be going on here, let us know in a comment.  Or even if it doesn’t explain the story but is funny, that’s fine.  Just keep it clean and make it funny.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)