caption contest, strong man eating weird food

Well, it’s Monday, so it’s time for another caption contest.  This week’s photo features a strong man eating lots of rice (or some similar food) with chopsticks.   This isn’t our easiest caption contest, but there are still quite a few funny sayings, and I’m sure you’ll surprise me with some I’ve never thought of.  Remember that you can make the story be whatever you want.  Just keep it clean.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

great quote about France’s soccer boycott

I don’t keep up with soccer (football / futbol), but mixed in with other sports news today I heard of something unusual regarding the 2010 FIFA World Cup.  The players from France’s soccer team boycotted their practice because one of their players was kicked off the team for inappropriate behavior during a game.  If they truly believe they were treated wrongly and unfairly, I could see boycotting a game to make a protest.  I’m not sure how much it helps to boycott your own practices…

France’s coach, Raymond Domenech, was tasked with the job of trying to get his players to practice and be prepared for their match.  Today he said publicly:

“I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name.”

I’m pretty sure that’s not the best motivational speech I’ve ever heard.  Maybe something was lost in translation…

getting fat the right way

I ate at Chili’s tonight with a couple of guys, and as we were examining the menu, one guy noticed some mini burgers and asked about them.  None of us had tried them, but judging by the picture it looked like these had more bread than meat.  I said I prefer my burgers to have more meat than bread, and this prompted one guy to say:

I like to get fat the right way. ~ Matt B.

That’s classic…  And he is of robust size, a meat-and-taters type of guy.  And he did make a valid point — if you’re gonna be overweight, you should enjoy it.  You don’t want to get fat from salads (which can happen if you use salad dressing).

funny pictures, episode 8

Here’s a few more pics from my collection of funny pictures, starting with a funny basketball photo.  After that, there’s pictures covering topics like: Chuck Norris action jeans, a kid trying to be a gangsta’ on a Barbie bicycle, a guy painting his white car with a black permanent marker, and a guy who drove his car into a flooded area.

What's going on? Who turned out the lights?
If doing roundhouse kicks tends to rip your jeans (I hate it when that happens!), then this is the product for you!
Are you gangsta' enough to be cool on a Barbie bicycle? (No.)
Crappiness is recession proof.
I think it's flooded...

If you have any funny comments to go with any of these pictures, you’re welcome to share them in a comment for us all to enjoy.  Or if you feel inspired and creative enough to somehow connect all these pictures in a single story, give it a try.

(To see more funny pictures, click on the “Funny Pictures” category in the sidebar.)