Well, it’s Monday, so it’s time for another caption contest. This week’s photo features a strong man eating lots of rice (or some similar food) with chopsticks. This isn’t our easiest caption contest, but there are still quite a few funny sayings, and I’m sure you’ll surprise me with some I’ve never thought of. Remember that you can make the story be whatever you want. Just keep it clean.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
This is what got him banned from the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
Thomas Wayne
“RICE MAKES YOUUUU STROOOONG!”
Thomas Wayne
NOM NOM NOM NOM
Holiday Inn Express
The Hulk had discovered that the reason he kept turning green was because of all the vegetables he had been eating. Now he sticks to pale foods.
Thomas Wayne
Myth busted.
Thomas Wayne
I see HGH! Oh, wait, that’s just carbohydrates…
Who Dat Iz?
Competitive eating sports are now in the news for possible steroid abuse.
MangoMan
man eating rice “yes I am allergic to it” “but that will not stop me from eating the food I love!!! … I’d like to say more but my throat is swelling shut”
Mr. Destructo
A new study finds low levels of steroids in white rice.
Thomas Wayne
His arms got so muscular from repetitive food lifting. (That’s my favorite kind of workout!)
Crappo the Clown
Rice gives me gas, but I just can’t stop eating! NOM NOM NOM PHVRRRT NOM NOM NOM PHVRRRT!