Wouldn’t it be great if you could download cheese dip through the Internet? You could just put a bowl of tortilla chips in front of your USB port, then download some cheese dip. You’d need broadband, I’m sure, and you’d need some type of tubes for it to go through. But according to senator Ted Stevens, the Internet runs on tubes. So maybe we’re not that far from it…
Yeah, instead of a USB port, you could have a USC port — Unlimited Stream of Cheese. 🙂
Somebody should make this happen*. I’d pay a couple extra bucks a month to get unlimited cheese dip! Just imagine — cheese dip on-demand!
* I realize there’s some technical complications, but there’s some really smart people out there. The people who say it can’t be done should get out of the way of the people trying to make this happen. 🙂