Today we’ll continue our series of quotes from cartoons. I hope you’re enjoying this as much as I am. These bring back so many great memories, besides making me laugh. And laughing is fun — you should never forget that. Plus it’s healthy — laughter does good like medicine, some say. Now with the preliminary intro paragraph written, let’s get to the actual quotes :
I am merely a vessel through which genius flows. ~ Homer Simpson
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything. ~ Bart Simpson
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves. ~ Homer Simpson
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities. ~ Sideshow Bob, from The Simpsons
The three little sentences that will get you through life:
1- Cover for me.
2- Oh, good idea, Boss!
3- It was like that when I got here. ~ Homer Simpson
Aww… isn’t that cute… BUT IT’S WRONG!!! ~ from 2 Stupid Dogs
We all make mistakes; just make that your last. ~ Space Ghost
I hate oatmeal cookies, they make me go. ~ Moltar
Bjork: I have to go to the toilet.
Space Ghost: You do remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right?
Bjork: I think so.
Space Ghost: And remember how angry I got…
Bjork: It smells like… bad eggs…
Space Ghost: Well, that’s what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you’ve been urinating on.
~ Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Meltdown is just a buzzword. We call it unrequested fission surplus. ~ Mr. Burns, on the Simpsons
Rocky: We’ve got to THINK!
Bullwinkle: This is no time to take up a new hobby.
That makes me very angry. ~ Droopy
I’m a rambling idiot, rambling everywhere; I’m a rambling idiot, in my underwear. ~ Brak
Say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten’ varmint. ~ Yosemite Sam
You realize, of course, that this means war. ~ Bugs Bunny
Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ~ Charlie Brown
On the moon, the weekend has advanced beyond your wildest dreams. Weekends now take up the entire week, and jobs have been phased out accordingly. ~ Inignot, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
One egg left! For a nutritious breakfast, two eggs is the minimum requirement, and I have but one, which is much less than two, and it is two that I need. Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs, I cannot have the breakfast that I so require! ~ Mojo Jojo
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. ~ Calvin
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool. ~ Calvin
Don’t you hate it when your boogers freeze? ~ Calvin
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. ~ Calvin
The sky turns red as the sun sets because all the oxygen in the atmosphere is catching fire. The sun sets in the west. In Arizona actually, near Flagstaff. That’s why the rocks there are so red. People don’t get burned up because the sun goes out as it sets. That’s why it’s dark at night. The sun doesn’t crush the whole state when it lands. Hold a quarter up. See, the sun’s just about the same size. ~ Calvin’s dad
Me Grimlock no nice Dino, me bash brains. ~ Grimlock, The Transformers
Megatron: I would have waited an eternity for this. It’s over Prime. ~ Transformers, The Movie
Quintesson: You are the Autobot called Kup. You are Cybertron’s chief of security.
Kup: Nah, my name’s Teaspoon, and I’m Cybertron’s chief dishwasher.
You know gang, when you’re a superhero, you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world in the shark-infested waters of true-to-life living. Or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. You can’t know, can you? No! You gotta ride that wave, you gotta suck that lozenge! ‘Cause if you don’t, who will? ~ The Tick
I don’t know the meaning of the word surrender! I mean, I know it, I’m not dumb… just not in this context. ~ The Tick
I have no respect for a man who draws a weapon on one who has none. ~ Rurouni Kenshin
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. ~ Fry, from Futurama
A good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform. ~ Captain Zapp Brannigan, from Futurama
Who are you, and why should I care? ~ Bender, from Futurama
Cubert J. Farnsworth: Your explanations are pure weapons grade balognium. It’s all impossible.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That’s what being is a scientist is all about.
~ from Futurama
“I think you’re feeling the Christmas Spirit, Skeletor. It makes you feel good.”
“Well, I don’t like to feel good! I like to feel evil! Ohhh!”
“Don’t worry, Skeletor… Christmas only comes once a year.”
~ He-Man, Skeletor, and She-Ra in the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special
Mall Santa: Ho ho ho! And what can I bring you?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, a peace offering, is it? Very well… What say you trim those gin-soaked whiskers and bring me some plutonium?
Mall Santa: Well, can you be a good boy, hmmm?
Stewie Griffin: Your inquiry intrigues me. Can any of us be a “good boy?” Are our primal urges innate or the result of the choices we make?
Mall Santa: OK, wrap it up, kid.
Stewie Griffin: All right, Kringle, if the reward is plutonium, then your wager is accepted. I will be…”nice”.
~ Family Guy
Here’s a link to bring up the other posts in the quotes from cartoons series. It’s all good… 🙂