Did you know today is the 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day’? If you’re at work, be sure to take a moment to celebrate.
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I forgot and left myself at home. I tried to go back home and get me, but apparently I had left to get lunch for us. I tried to find me, but all I found was a full-length mirror. As I was looking at myself thinking of me I thought to myself “where would I go to get lunch for us?” I pondered on me for some time until I remembered that I liked Captain D’s and that I took myself there on my first date with me. Being the romantic, I knew that I would find myself buying me lunch. I promptly ran to the car and drove to Captain D’s. As I ran through the door, there I was. I was buying me lunch, and I was so sweet to me. I left with me and took me to work so that I could show me off to my coworkers. This straight-jacket has caused a rash…