We’ve received another e-mail from Thomas Wayne, who has a question for all the “important” experts that visit this site.  Here’s his letter :

There’s a guy who comes to our gaming nights who tries to act all cool and manly, but one time his laptop’s wallpaper was a picture of flowers.  Naturally we asked him what was up with that, and he fumbled around with some excuse that some program he has automatically updates his wallpaper, then he promptly changed it.  So we just laughed a little while and then let it be.  Well, in a week or two we met again for gaming, and that time he had a different picture of flowers on his wallpaper.  Again he blamed the program, but I don’t know what to think.  What’s up with this?  Should we be concerned?

~ Thomas Wayne

If anyone has advice or insight into this situation, feel free to speak up.

I just heard someone say it’s impossible to divide by zero.  They were talking about how it makes a computer program crash (or even a whole OS in older versions of Windows).  We should figure out how to divide by zero.  It might be part of the secret of the universe.  I remember hearing someone say, “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”  Perhaps they’re on to something…  Maybe that’s the key to unlocking the mysteries of the space-time fabric…  Maybe then we can figure out time travel…

I know, someone out there is saying it’s impossible.  But they’re only saying that because no one has ever been able to figure it out before.  🙂  But some of us are able to think things that have never been thunk before…  (peruse this blog for evidence)

Today a consortium of important humor experts met and voted on the best humor website on the Internet.  And guess what — we won!  So now it’s official — we are #1.  We just need more people to know we’re #1.  So go tell all your friends.

(In the interest of full disclosure, not all humor experts were available to meet at this consortium, and perhaps some didn’t even know of the meeting.  But this approach worked among astronomers when voting Pluto out of planet status, so it stands to reason that our consortium’s vote be taken as official, despite missing a few members.)

I know, some of you might not have heard of Buffet o’ Blog until now, but now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  Here you’ll find lots of funny randomness and humor and jokes, and over 95% of our content is original and exclusive to Buffet o’ Blog.  So spread the word, and let everyone know about the random goodness here.  By helping other people laugh, you are making the world a better place.  And who doesn’t want that?

Halloween has come and gone, so to conclude the Halloween “season”, I present a couple of videos you might enjoy.  The first one is a blonde woman explaining how Halloween costumes are dangerous.  Be glad she’s not your mom!

The second video is a Transformer-like costume, where it actually transforms from a robot to a car.  There are links to other ones on the page, but this is the best one I saw of them.