Here’s a neat idea that will probably never happen.  A restaurant could offer cream pies for about 50 cents each, where you buy a 10-pack of them for $5, and you can throw them at people.  It could become one of those scenes where everyone gets into the action, kind of like what happened in some of The 3 Stooges shows.  It was a good time then.  I could see this being a lot of fun.

I know, some of you are thinking it would be too messy, and it’s not very dignified, but to those of you thinking that — quit being so “grown up”.  Think about how much fun that would be.  It would be like paintball, except with cream pies.  🙂

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* caution: potential side effect: you may feel a sudden rush of awareness.

I installed a new package of Kleenex at work today, and while removing the protective wrap from it, I noticed a disclaimer on the bottom of the box.  I know disclaimers are required on almost all products these days, so the companies can’t be sued if someone is too stupid to use the product properly.  But I was surprised by this particular disclaimer :

Directions for Use: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.  Use only as a facial tissue.

So if you’re ever using the bathroom and you run out of toilet paper, it would be a violation of Federal law to use some Kleenex in place of toilet paper.  That’s crazy!

Since we’ve been talking about spam the past few days, I’m going to toss out this little bon mot for you to chew on :

A friend told me that aliens make spam (the food).  That’s why no one knows what it is made of.

I’m gonna open this up to the readers (sorry, more “exercise”), because I figure some of you might know of some research on this, or maybe some crazy hypothesis will come to mind.  Any thoughts?