caption contest, big outdoor picnic

Our regularly scheduled caption contests have become irregular this past week or two, so here’s one to split the difference.  In this week’s photo, there’s a huge outdoor picnic.  Why do you think all these people are here?  Who put this event on?  Who’s paying for it?  What could possibly go wrong?

Enjoy the comments, and if you think of a funny answer to any of those questions (or one you make up), leave a comment.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, fight during game

This week our caption contest features a fight during some type of sporting event.  It looks like either soccer or rugby, although you can of course make it be about whatever you want.  Your role in this exercise is to write something funny to explain this picture (although you also get to enjoy what other people write, of course).  You can approach it from any angle.  The only rule is to keep it clean.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, people on porch watching wildfire

I figure you can’t have too many caption contests that have fire in them, can you?  Either way, this week’s episode does.

It you want actual context, this is a fire on Mount McLean in Canada.  But of course, you are welcome (and encouraged) to make up your own story / backstory for this.  There’s lots of potential here, with a group of people sitting on their back porch watching a raging wildfire.  What are they talking about?  What will they do?  Who is responsible for this catastrophe?

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, bird stealing ice cream

It’s the hot part of summer, when ice cream is so refreshing — even more than normal.  (I can eat ice cream any time of year, but it really hits the spot during these hotter-than-crazy-mad-hot days.)  And so this week’s caption contest features a man with an ice cream cone — well, what’s left of it after a bird has stolen most of it.  And some woman is laughing about it.

It’s up to you to write something funny to go along with this picture.  Remember it can be from anyone’s perspective, or just general commentary.  Or you can make up a backstory, or write what will happen next.  It really doesn’t matter, as long as it’s funny.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)