Now that I’m back from vacation, let’s get the weekly caption contest back on schedule. While in Colorado, I saw a few bad drivers. But none of the bad driving I saw can compete with this picture. Somehow a truck is on the roof of a house, and there’s a fair bit of destruction around it. There’s also a guy in the picture, holding a beer and laughing.
The actual context behind this picture is unknown, so make up whatever story you want to fit your explanation. There’s a few obvious captions, but you can also use your creativity to come up with something really random.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Beppo
“Some old man in a lab coat had told me something special would happen when I got it up to 88 MPH, but I was expecting something better…”
Holiday Inn Express
See, I done told ya’ll Jimmy couldn’t jump his house. Now he owes me a beer.
MangoMan
guy laughing… “all I know is that when I woke up this morning I was in the driver seat and my truck was on top of a house” (then later) “I bet this won’t be NEARLY as funny when I finally sober up”
MangoMan
this man is unknowingly about to be struck down by a ninja, while you will not be able to spot the ninja in this picture, you can see the ninja’s truck parked on a nearby roof.
Holiday Inn Express
Hey, some idiot parked a house under my truck!
Thomas Wayne
“And they said that jump couldn’t be done…”
“Uhh, dude, you didn’t make it.”
Thomas Wayne
Do not try this at home! (Or over your home!)
Holiday Inn Express
I swear officer, I was just driving along and that house jumped right out in front of me.
Beppo
“I’ve heard pigs can fly, but now I’ve seen everything!”
Beppo
Dude, for a truck to be on the roof of your house is absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.
underwhelmer
I don’t understand why you cops are so uptight. It’s my truck and it’s my house, so no harm no foul. It ain’t like I gonna press charges on myself. Anyways, you guys want a beer? Just, uh, don’t try to ramp your truck over your house… I don’t recommend it.
mangoman
Ever since Bruce Wayne had Alfred install a soft-serve ice cream dispenser in the Batcave, his driving skills had diminished significantly. for example the guy in this shot is laughing because he witnessed the cape crusader ramp his bat truck onto a house. not because he was chasing a villain… but simply because he was distracted by eating an ice cream cone.
Thomas Wayne
“Some people flirt with danger — I take it on a date and make it pay.”
Mr. Destructo
“If they wanted their house, they should’ve been home enjoying it…”
Mr. Destructo
It looks like a tornado hit this area… but that’s just how the Important Evil Genius (E.D.) drives.
Important Philosopher
Was it a man or woman driver? Given the destruction involved, one might assume it was a woman driver. But, also given the skill required to even get a truck onto a house, it might’ve been a man driving. This one’s a tough call…
Crappo the Clown
Driver: “So much for that pair of underwear!”