As the calendar rolls around to Monday again, we roll out another caption contest, to help make your Monday better (and every day better). This week’s photo is a stunt man ON FIRE. (I can see this one being a lot of fun!) As usual, you get to decide what the background circumstances are and write a caption for this. You can write from anyone’s perspective. Be original, be creative, be creatively original. The only rule is to keep your comments clean — this is a family-friendly site. Now, introduction aside, let’s get to the humor!
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
“FLAME OFF!!! FLAME OFF!!!”
Beppo
Dave’s Insanity Sauce claims another victim…
texas_tiger76
And Jacob’s sons thought Joseph’s coat was hot.
Thomas Wayne
If you’re just innocently passing gas and you feel a burning sensation, consult your doctor.
Thomas Wayne
When the coach said, “I’m gonna light a fire under your butt”, Burford thought it was only a figure of speech…
Thomas Wayne
Dragons are real! Run, you fools!
Bag O' Flamin' Donuts
Once again the Vampire Olympics end in tragedy…
Bowels Aflame
So that’s what Taco Bell meant by the label on their hottest taco sauce: FIRE!
Fab
Now here’s a guy who keeps Gold Bond Powder Company in business.
Holiday Inn Express
Is anybody else hot? Man, I’m burning up.
LOTGK
Actor Kurt Russell was never able to outrun the abysmal showing of his movie, “Backdraft!”
Crappo the Clown
Where will you be when explosive diarrhea strikes?
Crappo the Clown
I hope this guy doesn’t have gas or there will be no survivors within a 5-mile blast radius…
Al Bore
This is because of global warming!
Thomas Wayne
This is what you call a backfire…
Holiday Inn Express
Help! Global Warming is chasing me!
Holiday Inn Express
The aftermath of another failure of Important Evil Genius. His dreams of rocket powered underwear may never come true.
MangoMan
When the convict was told he would have to stand before the firing squad this was not what he’d envisioned.
Beppo
Does that kid’s helmet have a mohawk on it?
Beppo
Suddenly we realized the man with no face had another super power…
Fab
The combination of the Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich and the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos got the best of this poor guy. They oughta put warning labels on such dangerous foods.
Thomas Wayne
It’s all fun and games until someone’s butt catches on fire…
Thomas Wayne
“I knew I shouldn’t have drank that gasoline…”
Thomas Wayne
I bet you $10 you can’t outrun fire…
Holiday Inn Express
A scene from the stuntman Olympics, as the flame for the torch is brought into the stadium after its around the world run.
Holiday Inn Express
Hidden Camera Pranks Vol.3
We’ve secretly replaced Jim’s backpack with napalm, let’s see if he notices.
Holiday Inn Express
Trials for a new Anti-Tackling suit for NFL quarterbacks and receivers. Because they can’t catch you if you’re on fire.
Beppo
Mishandled pyrotechnics + polyester jumpsuit = millions of viewings on YouTube…
Beppo
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Thomas Wayne
What would you do for bacon?
Thomas Wayne
Son, get some water, quick! NO, that’s gasoline! Don’t… AHH-NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thomas Wayne
I told him not to eat that Habanero bean dip after having Taco Bell for lunch…
Mr. Destructo
And then the surprise party went horribly wrong…
Mr. Destructo
Friday on the WB — When BBQ’s Attack.
Mr. Destructo
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Thomas Wayne
This might be the time when I built a homemade flamethrower because Mango-Man kept farting in my car, but the out-of-court settlement won’t allow me to divulge any further details about that.
Crappo the Clown
“If this doesn’t win me the trophy for the fart-lighting competition, then I give up.”
Crappo the Clown
Guy’s mom: “I sure hope he put on clean underwear today!”
ron
i told you that i had to fart and couldn’t hold it any more…WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO ME !!!!
aemus
(Little kid in front w/ mohawk helmet and fire extinguisher) : Geez dad, how many times to i have to tell you not to play with matches?
aemus
(Little kid in front w/ fire extinguisher) : Mom told me you were barbequeing again, so she sent me out here with this. . .