Even though it’s Memorial Day, you still get a caption contest. To be honest, between grilling and being outside and various other activities involved with a day off work, this almost didn’t get done today. But I couldn’t let my fans down. So I’m making the sacrifice, for your reading pleasure. 🙂
This week’s caption contest involves a photo of a horrendous car crash inside someone’s garage. And it happened here in Arkansas. (Before anyone asks, I don’t know these people personally. And I blurred part of the license plates to protect their identity.) I have no idea how this kind of accident happened, but that’s where we all come in. We get to write the caption / commentary / news release for this picture. You can write it from the point-of-view of anyone, such as the owners of this debacle (which could be a husband, wife, teenage children, or college roommates), the insurance agent, the neighbors, friends, yourself, etc. Just make it funny.
All that said, let’s get to the picture. (You can click on it to get a larger view.)
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Wife: “Honey, I made your favorite dish for supper!”
Beppo
Why do these people have a Ferrari sports car AND a Ford F-150 pickup? Those are the very opposite in quality and performance! That question may be a bigger mystery than how the wreck happened!
Dabo
See honey, I told you my truck would fit too.
shelli russell
So don’t forget to spay or neuter your cars or this could happen to your garage.
Holiday Inn Express
Despite the inital proof of concept, the double deck garage idea did not catch on.
Bag O' Donuts
Man, MonsterJam gets smaller and smaller every year.
Thomas Wayne
Neighbor McVicker (who is a principal): “I didn’t see who did that, but I bet it was those kids who flushed every roll of toilet paper in the whole school!”
Thomas Wayne
Dad to 16-year-old daughter: “HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS?!?”
Daughter: “I don’t know! I was just pulling into the driveway like normal, then I got a text message from Stacy saying Jeremy was at the mall, and he asked about me, and all of a sudden the truck just wrecked!”
Dad: “Well, what are you gonna do about it?”
Daughter: “Do you think one of the neighbors would give me a ride to the mall?”
[Dad is about to erupt.]
Holiday Inn Express
I TOLD you I didn’t know how to parallel park.
June McCord
cheating husband arrives home late….wife runs him over
Beppo
I’m surprised the Ford truck had enough power to do that!
Beppo
Is anyone else wondering how one of the truck’s tail-lights got busted?
Holiday Inn Express
That’s what you’re wondering about in this picture? The taillight? Ok, I’ll tell you the story of the busted taillight.
One day Bob McDullerson, who nothing exciting ever happened to, drove over to a neighbor’s house to borrow a cup of boring. Upon trying to leave, Bob accidentally backed into a small tree, busting the taillight. This was the most interesting thing that had ever happened to him.
He did not fix the taillight, because everywhere he went, people would see the busted light and ask, “Bob, what happened to your taillight? I noticed you’ve got a busted one.” And then Bob would gladly tell the story of the most interesting thing that had ever happened to him.
But before long everyone had heard about his taillight, and no one asked him about it anymore. Bob missed the rush of telling people about his taillight, but nothing else interesting had happened to him. So Bob resolved to make something interesting happen to him.
But that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Beppo
Wife: “You’ll never believe what happened to me on the way home from work…”
Beppo
Hopefully the moped in there wasn’t damaged, because someone’s gonna be driving it to work for a while…
Mr. Destructo
The Important Evil Genius never could get the hang of standard transmissions — it was too newfangled for his liking…
Thomas Wayne
Wife: “This turtle just jumped out in front of me, and I had to dodge it!”
Thomas Wayne
That’s gonna leave a mark…
Fab
Sign in front of house: “Bob’s Auto Stud Service”.
hoofhearted
And once again Ford smashes the competition! No wonder GM has gone bankrupt.
Cliff
At all costs ..save the moped!
Cliff
Honey, is that you ?
joe
so dad the funniest thing happened today and i know your going to laugh about it…..
ron
ok so dont freak out but i think theres something wrong with the ferrari