Here we go, another week, another Monday, just like clockwork. Also, another caption contest. This week’s funny picture was sent in by a regular reader (who credits the infamous bacon and cheese diet for his regularity). This picture features a little kid / baby sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. Obviously it’s been altered already, but we’ll use it anyway and see what happens.
So think of funny stuff to explain this picture or to add a story to it. Remember, you get to write the story however you want to — you can base it on world events in the news, you can embellish a story, or you can even invent your own. Just whatever you do — make it funny.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
E-Trade Baby
checking the stock market the old fashioned way. ahh those were the days. thank the Lord for the BlackBerry!
Future Generation Baby
WHY DO I OWE THE GOVERNMENT??!!!!!…
Gifted Baby
Baby reading article that says “Pickles are a healthy way to lose weight.”
Church Baby Reads....
TEXTING MAY ALLOW CHURCH DONATIONS
REUTERS – Tue Apr 14, 2:19 PM ET
HELSINKI (Reuters) – Text messages may allow worshippers in Finland to donate money to their church without having to attend services.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090414/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_religion_textmessages;_ylt=Atbv7VG3lkqiuTVLOAzVA.ntiBIF
Beany Baby reads...
‘WEIRD WIND EVENT’ TRAPS MEN UNDER A GOLF CART
AP – Mon Apr 20, 3:33 PM ET
FISHKILL, N.Y. – Police said two men were injured after they became trapped under a golf car at a country club in suburban New York when their vehicle flipped over during a “weird little wind event.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_trapped_under_golf_cart;_ylt=AkZw4IGwKU.5.8kYaFMQ4qPtiBIF
Fab
How did you get one of my toddler pictures? 🙂
mangoman
hmm… Poop futures are UP!
Thomas Wayne
Reading about Obama’s policies gives me gas. I’ll never get off of here if I don’t quit reading this newspaper!
CalTrec10
While Tommy caught up with the news, his parents were re-learning the fine art of fingerpainting.
Bag O' Donuts
Fab’s version of Benjamin Button. Go three rounds with Los Amigos in your 30’s, emerge from the bathroom a toddler.
Coolgirly
dude i can’t find how to poop step by step where is the 411 number?
Diana Stewart
I know I saw that TOYS R US coupon here some were.
Thomas Wayne
Says here the Pirates won’t reach the playoffs… that’s not news!
Mr. Destructo
Says here the Important Evil Genius (E.D) was foiled again! MUWAHAHAHA!
Nana Wolfe
This crap stinks more than mine.
JB
Can you believe this crap????
JB
“Everything government touches turns to crap.”
Rock
Baby’s are gifted
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