What is the ‘body-engine 2000’ It is a state-of-the-art cutting-edge yet-to-be-invented technology that is simply put… an engine that runs off bodyfat… I think somebody should invent that… After all our body is really an engine of sorts… right? that being said, what’s stopping someone from building an engine that can run off of body fat. What practical use would something like that have you may ask? Have you NOT been listening?!?! … It would BURN body fat… Just think of it as a weight loss marvel… an alternative to ACTUAL exercise… the ‘Body-Engine-2000’ would assist us in burning off that ‘excess’ fat that most of us carry around. I don’t know about you… but I LIKE to eat… but I’m NOT too keen on doing the exercise needed to counteract the copious amounts of food I eat to maintain a healthy weight. … some kind of body-harness or weight-loss belt derived from the ‘Body-Engine 2000’ would be perfect… you could put in on before bed… tell it how many calories you’d like to burn… and by morning presto chango… I’ve lost 5 pounds. Have you ever read the calorie content in just one ‘hostess cherry pie’? (side thought… Mmmmm… Hostess Cherry Pie…) If I recall correctly we’re talking approximately 490 calories of sugary fatty goodness as well as 200 calories from fat… to put that in perspective… if I went for a walk at a pace of 2.5 mph, for 1 hour… I’d only burn 314 calories… (click here to figure calories burned by various methods such as walking, jogging, cycling) Now I’d like to state that I could EASILY eat 2 or 3 of those tasty ‘hostess pies’ in a setting… but that just isn’t realistic to do and attempt to maintain my weight-loss goals. But with the ‘body-engine 2000’ you merely dial in the number of calories to be vanquished… & BAM! you’re back on track with your weight (this would also work well in those ‘all-you-can-eat’ buffet situations as well… This could revolutionize our world… no more over-weight people… no more weight-related health problems… no more health-food that tastes like cardboard… Am I on to something here?