Liberals are against nuclear weapons but they have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities.
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Liberals are against nuclear weapons but they have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities.
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Fab
Maybe I can help these poor liberals out. I’m a conservative, but I do have some experience with using beans as a weapon (although not soybeans) and I’d gladly demonstrate this to any liberal. I’ve been able to clear nearly an entire city block and an entire Taco Bell restaurant by firing a bean-powered weapon.
Beppo
FIRE!!!
(That’s an inside joke from the Taco Bell experience Fab mentioned. And let me just say, I was amazed at the firepower of his “weapon”. And he’s not kidding — folks did clear out post-haste.)
Speaking of demonstrating that to a liberal, I think that is a good way to talk to them. 🙂 Perhaps you should write a book…