Warning : May contain more than your daily recommended allowance of randomness
Today I’m going to add a new feature to the blog. It’s called, “Say What?” How it works is very simple. I will post a picture, and you add the captions for it. You can write from the perspective of the people in the photograph, or you can write as an announcer, or you can take any other point-of-view you can think of. It’s that simple. The only rule is to obey the language rules of the website — basically, keep it clean.
Let’s get started.
I’ve got another personal tidbit that goes along the lines of the last post. I’ve told people that I have rock-hard, “six-pack” abs underneath a layer of fat, and I’ve received the strangest looks of disbelief. For whatever reason, some people find it inconceivable that I have all these tight muscles on my abs. I suppose these people have to see to believe (but blessed are those who have not seen and yet believe!).
Well, now I have proof. (No, the picture is not of me. Please continue reading to understand why.) Perhaps you’ve seen those TV commercials where they’re selling some weight-loss pill or diet plan. They’re on all the time, so you’ve probably seen them. Next time one comes on, look carefully at the before and after pictures. From just losing weight, these people went from having a pudgy midsection to having well-defined, muscular abs. And this is just from following some diet. (Surely they wouldn’t be misleading people. I mean, if it’s on TV, it must be true!)
So now you know. It works the same way with me. If I were to drop a few extra pounds, you could see my washboard abs. You may be wondering why I don’t just lose the weight and look like that. Well, it’s pretty simple, really. I like to eat, plus I’m not into all that vanity and stuff. Besides, I’ve got plenty of natural charm and charisma for impressing the ladies. If I were to bring my body up to its full potential, that might be too much awesome for one person. Then my friends might get jealous, and I really wouldn’t want to cause them to stumble. So I keep my muscles in disguise. The strength is there for when it’s necessary. And I have nothing to prove.
I have a colossal bulk that frightens evil villains, and people have asked how I developed this figure. Perhaps some folks think I cheated in some way, but I’ll make it clear : I don’t need steroids or HGH or artificial supplements. I’ve never taken any of that stuff. I got my figure from just eating and sitting around.
Don’t be jealous… 🙂
You can now buy a cooler called the Cruzin’ Cooler that has a built-in engine. It will support a rider, and it will go up to 15 mph. This is random. I never even dreamed of being able to drive my cooler around.
What would make it even better is if it had a remote control. That way, if you were at the beach or on a picnic, and you wanted a refreshing beverage or snack, you could push a few buttons and have your ice chest bring it to you! That would be great!
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