caption contest, public toilets with audience seats

This week’s caption contest features a very unusual photo — a covered stage that’s outside, with benches for the audience, and there are two toilets on the stage.  The sign on the wall says “WC”, which I suppose means water closet.  There’s also a window with bars.  I have no idea what the actual context is, but that doesn’t matter because we’re going to make it up.   So write something funny to explain what’s going on here.  And remember to keep it clean.  You can use potty humor, just don’t use vulgar language.

I realize this caption contest is a little easier than some, but don’t let that hinder your creativity.   Here’s some ideas for exploring different perspectives.  Who designed this and why?  What kind of story is told on this stage?  What would the audience think?  What would be a good advertisement for this play?  What might a critic think?  You could also make up a story to explain it, whether entirely fictional or using your friends or incorporating current news events.   There are a lot of possibilities with this one.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, strong man eating weird food

Well, it’s Monday, so it’s time for another caption contest.  This week’s photo features a strong man eating lots of rice (or some similar food) with chopsticks.   This isn’t our easiest caption contest, but there are still quite a few funny sayings, and I’m sure you’ll surprise me with some I’ve never thought of.  Remember that you can make the story be whatever you want.  Just keep it clean.

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caption contest, swimmer in ocean

Posts may be sparse this week because I’ve got a lot of stuff to do*, but I’ll still get you a weekly caption contest!  This week’s photo features a swimmer in the ocean, but the water doesn’t look normal in a couple of ways.  Could this be related to the recent oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?  Or could something else be going on?   Is this from a sci-fi movie?  Or is there some random story behind it that no one has ever thought of before?  You get to decide.  Leave a comment (or several comments) with whatever you can think up.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

* If you want to see more posts than I’m getting published, you can always check out the archives.  (Our posts stay fresh because they’re packed with preservatives.)  Or to be surprised, click on the random randomness link in the sidebar — it’ll choose a post for you at random.

caption contest, party with something missing

We have a party-filled caption contest for you this week!  Well, maybe not party-filled, but there is a party.  Well, if you can have a party with one person.  But at least there are snacks!

Anyway, it’s up to you to write a caption for this picture, to explain what’s going on or what the person shown is thinking.  As usual, the only rules are make it funny and keep it clean.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)